...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
Randomize
