The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
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I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
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Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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