so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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