Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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