Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
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So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
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I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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