she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
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Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
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Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Ladies don't puke and tell
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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