Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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