Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
Randomize
