Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
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