dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
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I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
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Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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