Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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