Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
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Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
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Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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