dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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