:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
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I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
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I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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