Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I'm passing your future prison.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
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I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
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I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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