People in love make me want to vomit
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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