You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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