You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
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Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
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Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
i need to put some appletini on your dick
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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