i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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