i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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