are you still at the devil's house?
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
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I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
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you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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