girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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