TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
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Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
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He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
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