How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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