..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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