there was a trapeze. enough said
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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