You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
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The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
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If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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