I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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