I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
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Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
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It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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