when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
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Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
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i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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