Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
PANTIES FOUND
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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