jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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