her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
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he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
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How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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