No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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