Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
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nutella sex= disaster
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
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I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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