have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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