Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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