oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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