Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
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Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
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Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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