My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I just want nice things and good sex
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
