i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
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Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
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Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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