My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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