you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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