Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
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don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
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You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?