Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
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I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
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Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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