im about as happy as oj after his trial
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
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Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
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Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
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