Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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