I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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