u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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