do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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