we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
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I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
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First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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