her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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