Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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