she's into porn, im staying here tonight
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
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I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
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Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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