Whoa Z and x make the same sound
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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